I am starting to think that my sleeping pills put me out for longer than I thought.. days..weeks.. possibly even years? At some point I went to bed a young, firm, slim girl who was full of life, and woke up old, a little (may I stress little) saggy and excited about the prospect of the ITV drama at 9 on a Monday evening.. Midsomers Murders on weekday afternoons... and even more shockingly, last night.. I found myself laughing out loud (or lol'ing) to Piers Morgan's interview with John Prescott!
This morning I wrote a wish-list... the list 'used' to consist of designer handbags, make up and lavish trips to Ibiza... todays lists a blender (state of the art), bio oil and John Prescotts autobiography....
I may use this blog as I kind of a plea... if anyone knows where the last 12 years went, do let me know.. if found please return to me ASAP.... except maybe 24-29 as I suspect they might be best left where there lay... which is most probably a gutter...
Sunday 15 May 2011
Saturday 14 May 2011
To Blog or not to Blog - what was the question?
Right, so this is the first blog.. possibly the last...
I have a habit of starting something and not finishing...so dont get hooked as I may just leave you on a cliffhanger, not knowing that I have actually logged out and jumped over the edge without you!
I guess everyone has their various reasons to blog... self promotion, journal, ranting, blog-boasting and blog loathing.... I haven't decided on mine yet, reckon I will touch on each, and make up some more as I go!
I have been flirting with the idea of starting a blog for some time, years infact... ever since a friendly shrink said that someone might wanna read what I have to say... I dont think he realised that I recieved a 'delete without being read' notification on all email correspondence to his office (something that all professional stalkers should have as standard on their email settings surely?)
Eurovision is on, I have flu and I cant be bothered to reach for the remote... I am not sure if the 'buttercup cough syrup' I have been downing all day has some form of hallucinogen in it as there appears to be 2 bog brushes prancing around on stage singing about lipstick on screen at the moment (Jedward)... I think I better go take another shot just be sure.... night party people!
I have a habit of starting something and not finishing...so dont get hooked as I may just leave you on a cliffhanger, not knowing that I have actually logged out and jumped over the edge without you!
I guess everyone has their various reasons to blog... self promotion, journal, ranting, blog-boasting and blog loathing.... I haven't decided on mine yet, reckon I will touch on each, and make up some more as I go!
I have been flirting with the idea of starting a blog for some time, years infact... ever since a friendly shrink said that someone might wanna read what I have to say... I dont think he realised that I recieved a 'delete without being read' notification on all email correspondence to his office (something that all professional stalkers should have as standard on their email settings surely?)
Eurovision is on, I have flu and I cant be bothered to reach for the remote... I am not sure if the 'buttercup cough syrup' I have been downing all day has some form of hallucinogen in it as there appears to be 2 bog brushes prancing around on stage singing about lipstick on screen at the moment (Jedward)... I think I better go take another shot just be sure.... night party people!
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